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4_MATERIALISTIC COMMUNIST KISSES

I have a new website! Please visit my world at http://www.mediqiakademien.se/peter

I have published my previous weekletters including the famous political picture on the website so you can reenjoy!

If you want to see me IRL (in real life) I'll be at Norrlands bar tomorrow Friday nov 6 from about 19.00!

MY FIRST KISS

I performed my first "real" kiss 1988. Yes, I waited until I was 18 with this. It was during my high-school time in Bremond, Texas. I was popular because I played American football (kicker and wide-receiver), and wanted a date with a hot girl in my English class. My team-mates told me it was pointless, because all who have tried had been rejected. But she couldn't resist me, and off we went in her car; first a movie, then dinner. Almost home, I decided this was the time for my first real kiss, whatever it takes! Here's how I succeeded: I told her that - according to Swedish tradition - when being driven by a girl on a date, she had to give you a thorough French kiss. She played along just fine. A big achievement. A very happy man was able to tell triumphant tales in the locker room!

ELECTION WINNER MOST FAMOUS FOR BEING A PANTYHOSE THROWING COMMUNIST ALCOHOLIC WHO PEES ON THE CARPET AT MOVIE PREMIERES AND ATTENDS RAVE PARTIES

There was a young girl named Lewinsky... Who isn't sick of poor Bills affairs... But had he behaved like Gudrun Schyman, leader of the Swedish Communistic Party that got 12-13% of the votes, there's no telling for how long the media coverage would have taken it. Gudrun's performance was acted out well before the election. Here's how she boosted her votes:

Gudrun is not only the Communist leader but also an alcoholic who at a fancy movie premiere got drunk, sat down, peed on the carpet, removed her undies, left them on the floor and stumbled away.

At another occasion, she accompanied her daughter to a big rave party, that was raided by the police who found drugs there. The place is closed today.

Be behaving morally incorrect she - like Bill's democrats in congress and house of representatives -did very well in the election. What can we learn from this? I don't have a clue.

GIRLS SAYS NO TO GUYS WITH TOO LITTLE MONEY

In the previous letter an empirical study proved that girls demanded that we guys have a nice apartment to even consider the prospect.

A friend of mine - let's call him John - had been seeing someone we'll call Sue a lot. No houchi coutchi though. Not even a relationship. John wet to a party where he happened to sit next to Sue's best girlfriend. When the friend had had enough to drink to be really honest she dropped the truth on John. (It is said you only get the truth from drunks and babies.) Sue didn't want John because he didn't have enough money. What can I say? We have now seen that 100% of our empirical studies proves that girls are totally materialistic and have no heart...

BRITISH ENGLISH

I sometimes watch Sky News on TV. They speak the outdated English dialect - British. I always become annoyed at their habit of seeing nonexisting Rs everywhere. China is - correct me if I'm wrong - NOT spelled with an R at the end and shouldn't be pronounced that way either. Natives of Stockholm are no better. The see Is where normal people see Os. When everyone else say Tjugo, they say Tjugi. (Means twenty in Swedish).

MISSION STATEMENT BUILDER

This is the greatest gift anyone could get! I dare you to actually take the 5 minutes and Just Do It! Surf to www.franklincovey.com/cgi-bin/covey/mission-builder/mb3/ (you can also get there through my favourite links on my website www.mediqiakademien.se/peter)

You did it right?! Or are you the kind of looser that don't act when opportunity knocks? Remember "Döda fiskar flyta medströms" - dead fish go with the flow. SO DO IT NOW. Or are you just going to keep rushing up that ladder? What if it's leaning against the wrong building? What if you're busy chopping wood in the wrong forest?

THIS WAS WRITTEN & SPELL CHECKED ON MY PSION 5 PALMTOP COMPUTER, AND E-MAILED WIRELESSLY THROUGH MY ERICSSON SH888 MOBILE PHONE. "MAIL WHERE YOU WANT!"

ALL WRITINGS (C) PETER CEDERHOLM they may not be distributed in any way - except sending the link to this webpage - without my written approval.

 

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